{"slip": { "id": 14, "advice": "Life is better when you sing about bananas."}}
{"slip": { "id": 199, "advice": "Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference."}}
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{"fact":"When a family cat died in ancient Egypt, family members would mourn by shaving off their eyebrows. They also held elaborate funerals during which they drank wine and beat their breasts. The cat was embalmed with a sculpted wooden mask and the tiny mummy was placed in the family tomb or in a pet cemetery with tiny mummies of mice.","length":331}
{"slip": { "id": 99, "advice": "Learn from your mistakes."}}
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Aristolochia longa or long aristolochia is a species of pipevine.
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