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Aberdeen Boat Club is a rowing club on the River Dee, based at 29 S Esplanade W, Aberdeen, Scotland. The club is affiliated to Scottish Rowing.
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Abraham Wagener House is a historic house located at Jerusalem in Yates County, New York. This Greek Revival style structure was built about 1833 and features a monumental proportioned temple portico with full pediment and wide entablature supported by massive two-story columns.
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