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Nepheloleuca floridata is a species of geometrid moth in the family Geometridae. It is found in North America, where it has been recorded from the United States (Florida) and Mexico.
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Coal River is a river in southern Tasmania. With headwaters near Tunnack, it flows through the Coal River Valley and the town of Richmond, and empties into Pitt Water. In Richmond, the river is crossed by the historically significant Richmond Bridge, the oldest bridge built in Australia that is still in use.
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The Atigun River is a river in the Endicott Mountains in northern Alaska, United States. The source is a glacier terminus, from which it flows northeast to the Sagavanirktok River 20 miles south of its junction with the Ribdon River. It is 45 miles long.
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