{"slip": { "id": 79, "advice": "Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 139, "advice": "If you're going bald, don't comb your hair over your bald patch."}}
{"fact":"The Cat Fanciers Association (CFA) recognizes 44 breeds of cats.","length":64}
{"fact":"Cats purr at the same frequency as an idling diesel engine, about 26 cycles per second.","length":87}
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{"slip": { "id": 53, "advice": "Accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative."}}
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{"fact":"A cat can spend five or more hours a day grooming himself.","length":58}
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