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{"slip": { "id": 112, "advice": "It's not about who likes you, it's about who you like."}}

{"fact":"Owning a cat is actually proven to be beneficial for your health.","length":65}

{"slip": { "id": 192, "advice": "Don't take it personally."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 150, "advice": "The most important thing is the thing most easily forgotten."}}

{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the melons plan a big wedding?","punchline":"Because they cantaloupe!","id":330}

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{"slip": { "id": 201, "advice": "Don't burn bridges."}}

{"type":"general","setup":"Where does Napoleon keep his armies?","punchline":"In his sleevies.","id":292}

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